February 2012
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"What's your favorite Beatles song?"
“Morning Wood.”
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Also, I've never sat through an entire episode of...
I always suffered severe second-hand embarrassment & had to stop watching like five minutes in. That show just hit too close to home at times. 
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Text post.
You know that scene in Borat where he stays at that Jewish couple’s bed & breakfast? I can never sit through that without feeling terrible for them, that shit damn near breaks my heart just thinking about it till this day.
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What if aliens decided to abduct you right when...
I’d be so heated.
Feb 28th
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WatchWatch
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I'm showing this kitten pictures I took of him on...
Haha. His brain is so small and undeveloped while mine knows everything.
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
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“My favorite song on Watch the Throne is “African-Americans in...”
– a progressive thinking white person on Tumblr 
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Like/reblog this if you would follow your...
Also you’d sleep under their bed if there was no room in it.
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Feb 27th
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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
“How wasted were we last night?” “Well, I touched Christy Boner’s hoo-hoo, we’re on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car’s gone. I’d say we were pretty wasted.” 
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Watching "Girls Gone Moderate" commercials on the...
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"Silly White Men" starring Will Ferrell and Zach...
Directed by the Farrelly brothers.
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I hope Jonah Hill wins because it will make people...
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Miss Piggy look good as fuck though.
Feb 27th
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You is important, Octavia.
Was she the one who said that line in The Help? I don’t know I didn’t see that movie.
Feb 27th
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Emma Stone's hair should win an award for The...
Feb 27th
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As some of y'all may know I recently moved back in...
Anyway, while I’m more than grateful they welcomed me back with open arms, I have a few minor gripes with this new/old living situation, mainly pertaining to food. Actually, solely pertaining to food. There’s nothing but oat brand cereal, wheat brand cereal and oatmeal in this house. That’s basically all my parents eat. I know when you’re old as hell you have to eat...
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Oh man, last night was so wild though.
Fuckyeah1990s streamed an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark (the one about Zeebo the Clown) in his tinychat then an episode of Legends of the Hidden Temple and the final team was this close to winning a free cruise but the girl got turned around in the Dark Forest and time ran out. It was intense because you never knew if or when a scantily clad Temple Guard was going to pop out and grab her....
Feb 26th
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somethingattentiongrabbing asked: So last night I had a dream where I was running away from something and I tried to seek safety in your house or something but you came out with a gun and I was begging you not to shoot and then you were all, jk it's my insulin and I was like, i'm guna get you back so hard dopernose, because that's the only name I knew you by. My dreams man....
Feb 26th
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Hey, Cam? Yeah? Bitchassniggasayswhat. What??
Feb 26th
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