June 2012
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Dollar Menu Shawty.
I’m on your blog rn looking for your GPOYs.
;)
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Sensationalist news teaser: The shocking truth THEY didn't want you to know about at 11.
They: We didn't want you to know about that!
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I’m Don Draper I just drink
I’m so druuuuuunk
Oh but this Old Fashioned got me drunk bitch
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“Get this bullshit off my dash!”
– me to my friend who let a bull shit on my car’s dash when I was in a coma because he thinks he’s sooo funny
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“Man, if the Anunnaki call tell them I’m not here.”
– Barack Obama
Oh shit! Mufasa, look out for those wildebee—-yikes.
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I have over 500 minutes on my tracfone for the first time ever. I’m really coming up in this world.
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Making fun of corny dudes holding signs telling women how to behave done been played out. I’m moving on to the next big thing in cyber bullying for the greater good.
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In the coming years Nike will design a codpiece that will revolutionize men’s crotch fashion forever. #CrotchWear
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Cash Money started out as a bunch of friends skating around New Orleans before the whole music thing jumped off, so miss me with that bullshit.
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The only time my uncle ever goes to a fast food joint is to buy something for his dog. Yesterday that goddamn dog got a double quarter pounder, some fries and a six piece nugget and all I got was a McDouble.
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I like that new M.I.A. with the gunshots though.
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Remembering when P!nk was an “R&B” artist.
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Happy June 1 everyone.
Important shit that happened on June 1 in history:
193 – Roman Emperor Didius Julianus is assassinated.
1660 – Mary Dyer is hanged for defying a law banning Quakers from the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
1779 – Benedict Arnold, a general in the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War, is court-martialed for malfeasance.
1989 – Brooklyn Lee, American porn actress is born
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I hope Dwyane Wade doesn’t break Rondo’s elbow again tomorrow.
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